Dear Mr.Boss,
I am so sad to inform you that i want to resign my job as a software engineer.
After a long thought, lastly i have decided to quit my job because of a few unavoidable reasons.
First and for most, I am so regret with the salary you paid to me. You know I am very hyperactive and I have 12 children. The youngest one is a month and the elder one is 12 years old. With the salary you paid to me, it was insufficient to cover my family and my expenses. In fact, I sold my BMW 5 series and bought a little Kancil 650Ex. This is so embarrassing and dropped my water face.
Secondly, I am so disappointed with my salary increment in last couple of months ago. I worked too hard and always reached my best, but when i received and read the evaluation report my salary increment was RM29.99. Mr.Boss, don't you know this is the price of cheap AirAsia's flight ticket from Penang to Kota Kinabalu? How dare you gave me such a small increment after all I've done for you.
Moreover, since I worked for you I have no enough time to spend with my family particularly with my wife. She always complained, that my shoot is no longer sharp and accurate. She is very disappointed with my current performance and wants to divorce me. I love her so much and I do not want to disappoint her anymore. I do not want she complains I'm not being sexy to her.
Other than that, you are so strict with your employees and you are ungracious with us. For example, last month i tried to make a joke to you and you did not laugh at all. In fact, you pointed into my eyes and blow your horrible breath to my face. Because of that, I was hospitalized for a week and i was unconscious almost 24 hours.
Mr.Boss, With respect I hope you will be able to accept my resignation letter, otherwise I won't go to work anymore. Regarding to my salary this month, please remember to pay back RM19.90 for the printer ink I bought for the company last week and RM 9.90 for the A4 paper. This means, you owe me about RM 29.80 and if you realize its almost the amount of my salary increment. Oh, by the way, do not forget to pay back the lunch I've bought to you yesterday. It was Nasi Lemak about RM 1.80.
I have explained all the purposes of my resignation and I hope you won't ask me anymore question . With happiness and regretfulness I am leaving your company.
Your most gracious employee,
Andrik
P/S: Yes....I don't know how to start..what do you think if i send this letter to them? LOL!!! oh...btw i feel happier and less stress now. Yeahhh...i'm leaving soon...the faster the better!!!! can't wait....want to go back to sabah!!
