Wednesday, 9 September 2009

Ku Bongkar Rahsiaku semasa di Thailand!!!! Oh tidak!!!

Ops...it sounds he77!!! anyway!! Well, nothing interesting actually but i would like to share this situation happened to me (and some of my friends) when we were in Hadyai Thailand.

Mmmm..that night we were going back to the hotel and just had dinner. So we didn't plan anything instead of straight to where we stayed and have some rest. So we were in hurry going back and about 20 meters from where we were we saw a group of girls. Well, we didn't expect anything because we thought it might be a pub and the girls probably the waiteres (sebab memang tempat tuh a small pub bah!!).

So when we were approaching that place, the grils waving their hand to us and my very naughty friend waved his right hand (mimang nakal yang kawan sia satu nie). So we were there and there were about 5 girls at there (ngam2 kami pun lima urang bah..).

Girls: "Sawadekap...please come in and have some fun"
Me: (bah..matilah ari nie...)
My friends: Uiii..marilah kita masuk jah...kita minum coke jah bah..bukannya minum beer. So mau inda mau..terpaksa jah sia ikut (mimang mau pun..tapi berdebar2 dah jantung sia..).
Girl (one of them): She grabs my hand and took me inside the pub. (dalam hati masa tuh..eh..ada duit kah sia nie ar...bikin malu plak kalau bayar ngan kredit kard).
Me: Looking at the back and i didn't see my friends (ntah manalah diorang..mimang kejap jah kena telan thai girls)
Girl: Would u like to have a sit here? or you prefer a private room?
Me: Oh..here is fine (berpeluh uda tapak tangan....cepat jah darah sia mendidih masa tuh). I looked at the girl and i knew she wants something frm me. Then, want to gantlemen kunun...so i said what would u like to drink?
Girl: Well, beer is fine.
The waiter came to me and said: May i take your order sir?
Me: May i have coke and beer please?
Waiter: Big one?
Me: Nope!!! small is fine.
Girl: She put her hand on my back neck and she said...so...what do you think? u like me?
Me: Oh Yeah...how much? (nah..masa nie mimang darah suda mendidih naik atas kepala sia)
Girl: 20 dollars
Me: You mean 20 bath (dlm hati wah..murah nie!!!)
Girl: Ops.....i don't accept in bath sir..only dollar
Me: You mean US dollar??? (pukimas tul tau..jual mahal plak dia)
Girl: Of course
About 10 mins chatting, the waiter come and served the drink and I paid about RM 20 for the beer and RM 10 for the coke. Nah...melayang 300 bath sia malam tuh.
Well, since the girl said in USD, i said i must refuse it and yes I did. But the girl grab my hand and won't let me go. Hell...FUCK punya perempuan....BAU lagi napas dia tuh..kurang asam tul..

So i continued the chatting and after about 15 mins later, i said
"Excuse me...i would like to go to toilet..i'll be back in a few minutes"
She said: OKEY...btw, do you know where is the toilet?
Me: Oh yeah..(padahal....ndah pun sia tau).

So i stood up and went away frm the girl. Went out of the bar and straight to the hotel. I saw some of my friends were in the hotel already and two of them arrived later after me.

Pesanan: Thai Girl doesn't mean she is cheap...
BTW, my job is getting boring...can't wait to quit. LOL!!!

14 comments:

sweetie~ said...

bau mulut ka....muahahahaha....talampau banyak tu batang dia isap ba tu....muahahaha

Mrs Shaka said...

hahaha!

andrik i think this is kind of normal experience for guy visiting hadyai :))


adesss lawak tul ko ckp napas dia berbau...haha

Andrik McVean said...

@sweetie....serius bah...mimang bau napas dia...mangkali dia berus gak gigi dia tuh tapi cam ko ckp banyak sangat batang sia isap...

@mrs shaka...ya..mimang normal pun tapi...kalau bau napas kan..trus hilang selera bah....yang keras trus jadi mcm terung kena rebus..LOL

Mell_f said...

Haha lawak la,nasib ko terer melarikan diri kalau nda,nah :D Tapi dia pun tau2 juga ko mo lari kan. haha.

Bossing said...

wah.. bau napas ka? bah, hati2 la ko, muka saja perempuan.,. lelaki tu semua.. transformed p jadi perempuan.. hahaha..

Bossing said...

wah.. bau napas ka? bah, hati2 la ko, muka saja perempuan.,. lelaki tu semua.. transformed p jadi perempuan.. hahaha..

Andrik McVean said...

@mell..nasib baik jah tuh mell....kalau inda nah..mimang dapat AIDS dah sia...sukur jah dapat lari...

@Bossing...yabah gaman..bau napas..mimang inda tahan sia...gincu jah tebal....popium mimang ala2 artis tapi napas bikin pengsan

Bossing said...

hahahaha.. lucu juga la.. mingdolar-dolar durang sana kan.. sia mau berhati-hati slalu kalau disana kan.. hehe

Andrik McVean said...

@bossing...yabah..hati-hati jah lah klau pi sana..nasib baik nda kena pound sterling..lagi lah mahal...kira 20 dollar dalam rm75++ (jan pula...bulum lagi dia punya beer and makan mangkali)...kira2 mau rm100 ++ juga...

Wel^Beiolman said...

alala...ada hati jg ko tanya dia how much o kan andrik.mimang ada niat ba ni tp sayang saja bau mulut..haha....cuba lagi..20 dolar?mahal jg tu...call girl is better ba...durang kana jaga bapa lg tu...compared to pub girl..hehe..rekomen p try massage...

kuai said...

hehe... fun experience!..:P~ bau napas is the key.. kalo hensem mcm brad pitt pun tapi napas mcm bangkai.. ku rela sondiri.. wakakakaka..

bah bossing.. satu pesanan dari ku.. kalo ko mau p cari thai's girl.. pastikan ko teda mabuk.. wakaka..

Andrik McVean said...

@well...ada juga hati bah nie well kalau murah-murah...sebab ok juga bah muka tu perempuan..inda juga buruk..tapi tuh lah..bau napas

@kuai....yabah kan? walaupun secantik miss universe tapi kalau bau napas semimangnya kurela sendiri...

Bossing said...

ahahahaha.. very lucu.. kalau cantik sekali, kalau napas bebau, indada guna juga kan..wakakakaka

Wel^Beiolman said...

ko kasi beli la dia tu listerine ba kenen..haha...

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