Pantun 18sx

OK guys, if you think this pantun is stupid or i am stupid because posting this pantun, please get out of here NOW!!! Do not left me a crap message by saying "Jaga tingkah laku when blogging" or "ingat sorga" or what ever(based on my experience). Because you can't control me and you can't do anything to me. Yes, i am stupid that is why i write these pantun. I like pantun because i was ex pemantun when i was in high school era. In fact, i am one of the fastest make pantun. When i was pemantun at school i can write pantun not more then 10 seconds that time. But now, i can't do it anymore. Kena banyak buat exersice bah tuh..just like when u are learning mathematics and programming. Oh...when i talk about my high school era...so many memories. Menang kalah semua ada as debater, pemidato, penyajak and also pemantun and forum-er...wow....rinduuuu..........and one of my worst performances is when i was 13 years old and i forgot what is the second stanza of my poem when i on the stage. Shit.....bikin malu bah! I turun pentas and terus went to the toilet because the audiences laughed at me. And my best memories are when i nomited by the judges as the best debater, penyajak and also pemidato. OMG...ala ala celebrity masa tuh terima hadiah..sekali gus...Anyway..stop about it..now let me present you my 18sx pantuns....jeng...jeng...jeng...

Lelaki:
kukata mari kau kata tak mahu
kukata mengapa kau kata tak panjang

kalau gunungmu sebesar limau
jangan didamba galah yang panjang

Perempuan:
bukan didamba galah yang panjang
tapi gunungku mahal harganya
gunung bukan sebarang gunung
sebesar limau baru putingnya

Perempuan:
egomu memang sukar dipukal
jual mahal siang dan malam
kalau galahmu panjang sejengkal
usha mencari perigi yang dalam

Lelaki
memang egoku sukar dipukal
kujual mahal ada maknanya
walau galahku panjang sejengkal
tapi galahku bertahan lamanya

Pantun yang membayangkan lelaki:
jinak jinak burung merpati
jinak lagi burung sendiri
burung merpati ditangkap lari
burung sendiri ditangkap berdiri