A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your p*ssy?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then."
P/S: You know what? her feet's smell too smelly and the smell seem like her p*ssy.
Title: Is your dick really matters for your girl?
A couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.
Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car.
While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis.
"No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."
P/S: You know why? the size is only like "batang rokok", so pity that guy!